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Today’s ticket goes out to moms who wear UGGs. But our resident fashion critic doesn’t just scold women who pair these out-dated boot-monsters with booty shorts–he also offers six practical uses for UGGs that don’t involve wearing them.
Labor Day is around the corner and you know what that means, right? Throw your whites in the closet and kiss them goodbye till next summer. This universal rule of fashion is ingrained in our memory, but I propose a more horrific felony that each human being should abide by – don’t wear UGGs…ever.
UGGs, originally meant for cold winter months have now crept their way into every month of the year. For some, UGGs have replaced the sandal, heel and flat. I have seen booty shorts with UGGs, UGGs paired with bathing suits and UGGs at the club. The only place appropriate to wear UGGs is nowhere. However, as horrific has they may be, don’t throw them away – recycle them. Here are some great ways to re-use UGGs:
1.) As an oven mitt
2.) Turn them inside out and wash your car
3.) Use it as a coozie for your beer
4.) Add glitter, felt and some googly eyes and you have a puppet!
5.) Put a squeaky toy inside and give it to your pet
6.) As a doorstopper